We're deeply disappointed in our protagonist.

Lucy and Darien enjoy high highs and the lowest low in Eldest chapter 48, “The Gift of Dragons,” and Chapter 49, “In a Starry Glade.”

Talking points include the satisfaction of flow state, fantastical arts and crafts, partying with the elves, Eragon's surprising skill as a writer, the hosts spending way too long trying to figure out something that will be explained a page later, and some ableist nonsense.

Sparks of Inspiration

• Lucy enjoys the new perspective offered by Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment.

• Darien did a craft and made a Pocket Spa for her cats.

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Has Eragon finally learned his lesson?

Lucy and Darien suffer major second-hand embarrassment in Eldest chapter 46, “The Beginning of Wisdom,” and Chapter 47, “Broken Egg and Scattered Nest.”

Talking points include Eragon promising to be cool with Arya from now on, Arya revealing herself to a basic bitch (affectionate), a last-minute arts and crafts assignment, some deep dragon lore, the hosts doubling down on how it would be cooler/make more sense for all Riders to look like their dragons, Saphira experiencing the brutal sting of rejection, and the looming threat of the next set of chapters.

Content Warning: This episode contains mention of child death.

Sparks of Inspiration

• Darien fell in love with Bea Fitzgerald’s The End Crowns All.

• Lucy is (was) so happy with the increase in sunlight hours.

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Roran’s back!

Darien and Lucy are excited to spend time with Roran again in Eldest chapter 44, "Narda” and chapter 45, “The Hammer Falls.”

Talking points include an excellent use of the physical layout of the book, Roran knowing everyone’s name, questioning who described Roran for the wanted posters, and what Roran is willing to do to protect the villagers.

Sparks of Inspiration

• Lucy has joined a fun new D&D campaign!

• Darien loves her new tattoo which is a quote from The Adventure Zone.

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He's got ghosts in his blood!

Lucy and Darien suffer from serious secondhand embarrassment in Eldest chapter 42, "

Talking points include begging Eragon to please stop, learning some deep magic lore, clocking some early 2000s beauty biases, a mini anti-gen AI rant, and speculation on the extent of elven anatomical knowledge.

Sparks of Inspiration

• Darien greatly enjoyed Don Martin's Verity Vox and the Curse of Foxfire.

• Lucy is tackling her writing goals with the power of New Year's Revolutions!

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The Raz'ac are basically mosquitoes, right?

Darien and Lucy discuss just one chapter with Eldest chapter 41, "The Nature of Evil.”

Talking points include this jerk Vanir, Saphira having Eragon’s back, interrogating what is acceptable in war, never justifying one's own actions based off what someone else might do, magic lessons, evidence that the Twins were definitely traitors, and a very upsetting round of 20 Questions about the Raz'ac.

Sparks of Inspiration

• Lucy was inspired to strive for immersive world building while visiting Disneyland!

• Darien loves all the characters in Love Through a Prism.

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Eragon, you're so sixteen…

Lucy and Darien would like Eragon to chill out, please, in chapter 38, "Resurgence," chapter 39, “Why Do You Fight?” and chapter 40, “Black Morning Glory.”

Talking points include placement of dragon scales, lessons in meditation, Eragon getting knocked down a peg, and Saphira taking a turn on the Embarrass Yourself Ride before Eragon hopes right back on.

Content Warning: This episode contains description of excessive alcohol consumption.

Sparks of Inspiration

• Darien reminds everyone they should read Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series.

• Lucy started reading Circe by Madeline Miller and she's having a great time!

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It's all about lace.

Darien and Lucy are so excited to spend time with Nasuada in chapter 35, “A Maze of Opposition,” chapter 36, “Hanging by a Thread,” and chapter 37, “Elva.”

Talking points include Darien struggling to remember which British male fantasy writer to credit for a piece of writing advice, how to actually address crime in a community, Nasuada’s fear of magic, a brilliant solution to a complicated problem, and catching up with that baby Eragon accidentally cursed.

Sparks of Inspiration

• Lucy is inspired by an incredibly vivid dream

• Darien plugs The Dragons' Keep again and praises Kelly Barnhill’s When Women Were Dragons.

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Saphira has a crush.

Lucy and Darien have SEEN TOO MUCH in chapter 34, “The Secret Lives of Ants,” and chapter 35, “Under the Menoa Tree.”

Talking points include Saphira being so basic by having a crush on her teacher, speculating on dragon genes and scale color genetics, reading way too much into Eragon having no one to teach him how to shave, Eragon being weirdly voyeuristic, Arya having destinations in mind, and an extensive lecture on why AI is bad, for real.

Sparks of Inspiration

• Darien has FINALLY read This is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone. It's as good as everyone says…

• Lucy appreciates the large cast and vibrant settings of Hades 2.

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