Dysfunctional Romance!

De: Derick Hudson

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Amazon Reviews: "This book had me laughing from the first page to the last." "I just loved this book, could not put it down, still reading at four in the morning, laughing out loud.” “This book is a must read...so funny & not at all predictable you can really identify with the characters in this book & their quirks!” "Without a doubt, this is one of the funniest- no, hell no, this is THE funniest book I've ever read." Blogger review. "Made me LOL from the beginning right through till the very end. A happy feelgood book that I would highly recommend." "I loved the story and all the characters. I was engaged from start to finish. Lots of fun plot lines and lots of laughs." “Not one to usually read popular novels, this rocked.” “Just the opening line had me in stitches and intrigued as to how the rest of the book was going to span out.” “This book really is a laugh a minute book, very cleverly written and a definite page turner. A must read for anyone!” Plot: Barry Shaw’s whirlwind journey through life was shaped by the growing demands of a multitude of disorders, which meant he tended to clean things repeatedly and aggressively, before they had the chance to murder him! Barry thrived on routine. If it hadn’t happened before, it was unlikely to happen ever…until he collided into her that is. On that fateful day, as he walked to work, stepping from the centre of one pavement stone to the next, he crashed into Sandra Wiggins, who had also been discreetly avoiding the dreaded cracks. It was lust at first sight...love would have to wait. Apart, they were just weird, but together, they were pure mental! This is the bittersweet, hilarious story of two human lovebirds destined to spend their calamitous lives together…until something extraordinary occurs that threatens to decimate what remains of their limited sanity. Welcome to the New World Order created when Barry met his Miss. Match! QUOTES FROM THE BOOK: "It's a fine line between love and hate. Hate and she wrings your neck. Love and you ring her finger!" "The groom recommended his naked bride should leave her garter on in case she might get cold during the night." "If he wanted to date someone from a mental asylum, she would be top of his list." "Joanne flirted with men even in her sleep and was unaware of her libidinous behaviour most of the time." "Barry's stubble had sprouted overnight, like ugly perennial weeds violating a well manicured lawn."