Double Aught Baby Daddy

De: Craig Furchtenicht

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Bob Engels is the last person anyone would accuse of being father material. With a monkey on his back the size of a Texas fifth, his days are spent jobless and on the hunt for a quick buck to fuel his next bender. That need had now driven him here, to this moment, pondering his life choices and staring at an ad from a bulletin board at the local Walmart...

Blue-eyed men between the ages
of 18-35 to begat a child for a
good, god-loving family.
Full discretion. Complete anonymity.
$1000

The only problem is, the "god-loving family" in question are the Knutson's, a tight-knit clan of criminals that hide behind an outward resemblance to the more pious Amish. Anyone within a hundred miles knows better than to stike a deal with a Knutson, but with the shakes inevitably setting in, Bob reluctantly signs on anyway.
When the deal goes violently south, Bob finds himself bound by blood to the clan, in more ways than one. He's gonna be a baby daddy.