
Don't Lick The Desk...And Other Teaching Absurdities
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A.J. Craft

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Don’t Lick the Desk… And Other Teaching Absurdities
Teaching: the noble profession where you shape young minds, inspire future leaders… and beg children not to eat the classroom furniture.
If you’ve ever spent ten minutes explaining why glue sticks aren’t chapstick, dodged a flying shoe mid-lesson, or questioned your life choices after hearing “Miss, I think I swallowed my pencil”—this book is for you.
Packed with laugh-out-loud stories, absurd encounters, and the unfiltered chaos of the classroom, Don’t Lick the Desk is a survival guide for the teachers on the frontlines. It’s for the exhausted warriors grading essays at midnight, the champions of patience dealing with helicopter parents, and the heroes who can keep a straight face when a student asks if Shakespeare is still alive.
This book won’t fix your budget, discipline that kid who moonwalks out of detention, or make your coffee stay hot—but it will make you laugh, nod furiously in agreement, and feel gloriously understood.
So take a deep breath, hide in the supply closet if needed, and remember: You’re not alone in this ridiculous, underappreciated, and absolutely hilarious profession.