Doing Chores in the Nude

Why Chores Become a Lot More Fun When You Do Them Naked!

De: Kristin Williams

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Prepare your soul, your sanity, and possibly your mop bucket, because Kristin Williams is back in her most unhinged, hilarious, bare-skinned adventure yet. In this gloriously chaotic guide to nudist domestic life, Kristin tackles the everyday chores most people dread, except she does them completely naked and with absolutely none of the grace, dignity, or stability you might hope for.

From slipping across freshly mopped floors like a confused gazelle, to fighting a losing battle with streaky windows, to experiencing a full psychological collapse inside her closet, Kristin proves that body freedom is less about serene confidence and more about laughing your way through disaster. And yes, her best friend Tanya is here too. Which means everything becomes ten times more dramatic, unhinged, and borderline unsafe.

Inside this book you will find
• naked vacuuming gone horribly wrong
• bathroom scrubbing that becomes an emotional exorcism
• window washing that risks neighborhood scandal
• decluttering meltdowns that should probably be studied by professionals
• mopping that turns into a spiritual, slippery revelation

This is not a modest book. This is not a reasonable book. This is a book where two women take on household chores in the nude and somehow, against all logic, find confidence, absurdity, friendship, and full-body freedom in the mess they create along the way.

If you have ever wondered what it would be like to clean your house without clothes, or if you simply enjoy laughing until your stomach hurts, then get ready to scream, gasp, and ask yourself repeatedly:

“What on earth did I just read?”

Perfect for fans of hilarious memoirs, nudist escapades, chaotic best-friend dynamics, and anyone who could use a wildly entertaining escape from normal adulting. This book will make you feel braver, freer, and significantly better about whatever is happening in your own household.

Welcome to the naked life. Leave your clothes at the door.