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Lázaro Droznes
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Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word at the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them?
They are here. The best one-liners to show off in public and in private:
- Dirty jokes
- Sexy jokes
- Witticisms
- Funny quotes
- Riddles
- Wisecracks
- Feminist jokes
- Love jokes
- Sexist jokes
- Bad jokes
- Funny proverbs
All the one-liners are related to sex, women, and love relationships--the lines to which everybody wants to listen. Take the lines you'll need to become the life of the party.
Dating will never be the same.
At parties everybody will flock around, eager not to miss your lines.
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- 02-28-18
Lotsa One Liners
This is a short, but fun bit of quick snips, punch lines, and one liners. They are not meant for kids, but you will find them to be good jokes. This is a lot like if Jackie the Joke Man Martling was standing in front of you rattling off a bunch of jokes machine gun style.
Cliniger does his best to tell the jokes clearly and he is easy to understand.
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- Danielle Clementi
- 06-22-15
What a waste of time
This was absolutely the worst audiobook I have ever purchased I think the narrator was actually embarrassed that he took on the job of n
Nah reading this book if this is a joke I'm still waiting for the punchline
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- John Kennedy
- 07-27-17
Refund PLEASE
NEVER purchase a book without reviewing it.
This is a shocker, monotone bad and negative one liners.
2 words Rip Off
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