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David has been living a relatively simple life, considering he's been alive for 500 years, give or take. That all goes away when he meets a man named Jon, who introduces David to Lily, an unsuspecting descendant of Jesus Christ. Their friendship turns dark quickly as they uncover an ancient prophecy that predicts the trio will prevent the biblical apocalypse. What could go wrong?
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