Dancing the Nude Tango

Why Yes, I Do In Fact Dance in the Nude and So Should You and Your Partner!!!

I am Kristin Williams. Thirty eight, Pacific Northwest raised which basically means I smell faintly of cedar and rainwater, and I drive a Volvo that costs too much to get detailed considering how often I sit in it bare cheeked. I know, the dealership pretends like they do not notice. I pretend like I am still paying off student loans. We are all lying to each other in a little suburban circle of trust.

I did not always dance naked. I used to be one of those people who kept an oversized sleep shirt on during movies because I was “chilly” which really meant I was scared to let my stomach jiggle freely. I would walk around clutching my robe closed like I was protecting state secrets. Then one day, after a particularly long winter where the fog rolled in and my mood matched it, I stepped out of the shower, put on absolutely nothing, turned on music, and let my hips do whatever they wanted. Donna, my Persian cat, was the only witness. She blinked at me like I had finally lost it. But let me tell you, I felt something, and it was not the draft from the cracked window. It was freedom, baby.

Since then, I have danced nude in hotel rooms on three continents. I have danced on a deck in Fiji at sunrise with my hair looking like a small woodland creature slept in it. I have danced in a rental cabin in Idaho while Tanya shouted from the kitchen that my “moves” looked like a startled baby giraffe learning to walk. Tanya, God bless her, thinks she is a dance prodigy. Her confidence is almost suspicious. Meanwhile, I am just happy I do not trip over my own feet, which has happened. Twice. Maybe three times if we count that time in Portland. No one ever needs to talk about that time in Portland.

You do not have to be graceful to dance naked. You do not have to be toned or smooth or curated like one of those influencer bodies that look like they run on green juice and expensive despair. You do not even have to know how to dance in the first place. You just need to be willing to move. There is something about skin to air to music that turns your thoughts from self-conscious to self-celebratory. Something shifts, like shaking out a rug on the back porch, except the rug is your anxieties and the porch is your whole being.

Of course, doing this around other people can be an adventure. Partners have reactions that range anywhere from “Oh wow, we are doing this” to “Are you having an episode?” One of my exes, a man named Patrick who always wore socks to bed which should have been my first red flag, stared at me like I had summoned a pagan ritual. He did not last long. Cannot have that energy in my dance space.

Traveling nudist resorts taught me something important too. Everyone has a body. Every single one of us. Some parts bounce, some parts sag, some parts are tattooed from questionable decisions made in Cancun. Bodies are not proof of perfection, they are proof of survival. That is worth celebrating. Preferably with hips fully engaged.

So yes, this is a book about dancing nude. But it is also about learning to live without apologizing for existing. It is about letting go of the way you think you should look while you move. It is about the joy that comes from realizing your thighs clap to the beat and that is a feature, not a flaw.

Put on music. Let the air hit your skin. Let your body take up space. Your living room can handle it. So can you.