Crash Test

How To Fail Like It's Your Superpower

Crash Test is a brutally honest, darkly funny book about what happens when your life doesn’t collapse all at once—but quietly buckles under pressure. No bounce-backs. No five-step plans. Just the anatomy of failure told in short, punchy chapters that read like survival notes found in a glove compartment after the crash.

Written for the smart, disillusioned outsider—overachievers who quietly cracked, consultants who forgot what they believe, founders who got tired—Crash Test offers no clean redemption arc. Instead, it tells the truth about what it feels like to fall apart when you're still wearing the suit.

Whether you're recovering from a job loss, a creative burnout, a nervous breakdown in a toilet cubicle—or just the slow erosion of ambition in a polite Zoom call—this book will remind you that you're not alone.

You don’t need a new blueprint.
You just need to start where you are.
Preferably with the truth—and possibly one shoe missing.