Crab Attack

De: Michael Cole

Narrado por: Brian Jeffords

Lake Lucas is a place of tranquility. Known for its long trails, camping grounds, and fishing, it is a popular place for hikers, campers, and anyone looking to get away from society. For ex-con Valentine Krane, it is the perfect place to start fresh and new.

Unfortunately, nature has other plans.

When someone from his past is violently murdered in the lake, Valentine finds himself under suspicion. The police investigate him, oblivious to the real threat lurking under the tranquil water.

Their search for answers reveals a series of strange occurrences. A camp is discovered on the shore, its occupants missing, the sand covered with blood; vacant fishing boats idly drift in shallow coves; and a tent is found shredded to ribbons.

By the time they learn the truth, it may be too late. Radioactive crabs, equipped with razor-sharp claws that can tear through Kevlar, have infiltrated the lake.

Hungry, ravenous, and without mercy, they seek to devour anything and anyone in their way.

Anyone in the path of this crab attack is doomed to suffer a violent death.

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People who need to be eaten by monster crabs

I like Michael Cole's work. He's the sort of writer I hope I'd be if I were talented enough to be a writer.

So saying, the passion it takes to pen a large group of characters who are all so loathsome the entire lot deserve to be eaten alive by crab monsters has to be noted as substantial.

Upside is, of course, you don't feel any remorse when they're so grotesquely dispatched.

Downside is you spend chapters wading through their inane arguing. All the while, you are praying to an angry crustacean god to have the crab-monsters rise up and weld righteous justice against these middle-class lake-side dwellers.

Gross w/attempted sexual assault

I figured this would be a gross book but the attempted sexual assault was just too off-putting for me.