Bruce Unfrozen

A Laugh-Out-Loud Sci-Fi Comedy About a Neanderthal, a Kid Genius, and Modern Life Gone Wrong

He survived forty thousand years in ice.
Modern life might finish the job.

When thirteen-year-old Richard Gardner crashes his snowmobile into a glacier, he expects a broken bone—maybe a lecture from his parents. What he doesn’t expect is to discover a living Neanderthal frozen inside the ice.

Defrosting Bruce turns out to be the easy part.

Now Richard, his sarcastic sister, and their overwhelmed parents are stuck hiding a prehistoric houseguest who thinks automatic doors are predators, microwaves are weapons, and grocery stores are an endless buffet. As Bruce struggles to make sense of the twenty-first century, the family must protect him from suspicious neighbors, viral videos—and a relentless government agent determined to claim the discovery of the century.

Fast, funny, and unexpectedly heartfelt, BRUCE UNFROZEN is a laugh-out-loud science fiction comedy about family, belonging, and what it really means to be human—whether you’ve lived thirteen years or forty thousand.

Perfect for fans of lighthearted sci-fi adventures, fish-out-of-water humor, and stories with big laughs and even bigger heart.

The adventure is just beginning.