Born To Be Bare

A Mostly Naked Guide to Life, Love, and Laughing at Your Tan Lines

Forget the glossy nudist resort brochures. This book is about the hilarious, chaotic, wine-soaked reality of living bare in the suburbs of Seattle. Kristin, a young at heart Volvo-driving, cat-owning, sangria-loving Pacific Northwest girl, strips down (literally) to share her life in a voice that’s folksy, raunchy, and laugh-out-loud funny.

From sharting friends on wicker chairs to boyfriends who treat nudism like a Greek philosophy seminar, Kristin’s stories are equal parts awkward and liberating. Along the way, she dishes out survival tips for sunscreen in impossible places, naked hot tub etiquette, and how to navigate the fine line between suburban “freedom” and indecent exposure.

This isn’t just a nudist memoir. It’s about friendship, honesty, body acceptance, and the rare joy of finding people who will strip with you and still love you when you fart in the bubbles.

Perfect for fans of funny memoirs, women’s humor, and anyone who’s ever hated jeans, Born To Be Bare will make you laugh, cringe, nod in recognition, and maybe even consider ditching your pants for good.

Warning: Reading may cause uncontrollable laughter, secondhand embarrassment, and an urge to invest in more sunscreen.

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Kristen has an amazing way of storytelling!!!!
I also love how she includes her friends!!