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Jamie Nichole Aldridge
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Everyone inevitably smokes blunts in their lifetime that they haven't rolled themselves. Despite involuntary blows, there is a choice we all make of how deeply we inhale and when it's time to gutturally exhale something that aims to poison your identity and sense of hope.
Bizarre Blunts is a collection of poems meant to express the peculiarities found in smoking diabolical life experiences while illustrating the familiar filtering mental processes one undergoes after taking multiple hits. There is something within this audiobook that will strike even the most reticent smoker.
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