Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children

Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better

De: Daniel Foxx

Narrado por: Daniel Foxx

'As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES


'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT


'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE


'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN

Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!

Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!

Other magical adventures include:
Rupert goes on holiday! But what is 'duty free'? And why do poor people love it so much?
Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!
Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!

BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.

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Contains adult language©2024 Daniel Foxx (P)2024 Octopus Publishing Group

Fantastic

I had a great time and I love that he added a few special chapters on the end just for audio listeners. He’s a great narrator too. Highly recommended.

Hilarious Satirical Bedtime Sories

Love the narrator's cheerful, Posh British accent as her skewers the 1% with their multiple nannies, and more Aston Martins and Burberry ensembles than one could possibly need in a lifetime. After all, when truly wealthy British tots play pirate, they do so on a real yacht!

Even my kids love it

I absolutely love these stories. My kids who listen on the way to and from school name some of their form mates who sound just like this 😂😂😂😂

Delightfully dark and hilarious

You know when you smile or laugh at something that you know you shouldn’t because it’s so wrong but you can’t help yourself? That’s this!

Great stories and narration

I loved every second of it! But now I want more!!! Highly recommended. So funny!

Loved

I love the creativity and humor of this book. This is an especially great read as the US gets taken over by oligarchs. This is a good study text for a deep dive into the psyche of the billionaire class. Enjoy!

So funny

I found these stories to be very amusing. They made me laugh out loud! Well done!