Barn Burners

Zara Bloom’s got 230K followers, a scruffy bay rescue horse named Chaos Theory, and a knack for turning dressage into a millennial TikTok empire—until her bourbon-soaked train wreck of a mom, Darla, crashes the Barn Burners Gala with a thermos of “tea” and a pyrotechnic disaster that’d make a gator blush. Southern Grace Stables was supposed to woo investors with classy demos and a fake fire, not erupt into a glitter-gargling, swamp-siren shitshow featuring Darla’s line-dancing chaos, a rogue chopper pilot named Remy, and a kid who thinks “Auntie Darla” is a superhero. Now Zara’s chasing her spooked horse through a smoky bayou, dodging gators and her cowboy boyfriend Biff’s clueless charm, while Margot—the barn’s bun-tight diva—wails over her melted chandelier and a blackmail note hotter than the ashes.

Will Zara lasso this circus, save her viral throne, and keep Chaos from bolting into the next viral fail? Or will Darla’s three-month trial turn Southern Grace into a glitter-gilded gator rave? Barn Burners is a snarky, horse-powered riot of family feuds, funky heroics, and one neon-clad queen proving chaos is her crown—perfect for fans of redneck raves, equine anarchy, and laughing ‘til your boots squish.