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Barjory Buffet, Cruise Detective, investigates a case of deceit on the seas. Is this murder more than just a murder? No! But murder is bad by itself!!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Eli Lutsky as: Otto Topsy, Blotch

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy Pediatrist, Erin Van Alvess

Brad Beideman as: Neil

Will Stryker as: Karaoke Boy, The Governor

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Cruise Detective Barjory Buffet is challenged to thwart the cruise casino heist of master thief The Satin Seagull. Can she do it? Maybe with the help of a pizza robot, an obscure impersonator act, and not Neil!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet, Buffaloon

Greg Goodness as: CJ Seagulls the Satin Seagull

John Lemelman as: Quig, Vault Guard, and Kidsino Kid

Brad Beideman as: Neil

Eli Lutsky as: Malcolm Gladwell Impersonator, Normal Waiter

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy Pediatrist, Scottish Waiter

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Barjory spends her holiday on the Santa Cruz Santa Cruise, where some kinda mean ole Scrooge is killing Santas! Everyone learns a lesson that giving is better than getting (getting killed, that is!!!!!), in this sort of interactive mini mystery!

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Pablo Escobosa as: Junior Inspector Santa

Will Stryker as: Mean Santa

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator

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Barjory boards a brunch boat and gets served a heaping helping of what’s going on by mysterious competitive eater Ipso Fatso!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Allie Wittner as: Frittata McMuffin

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Joan

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Barjory has a normal day serving as a whale bodyguard on Boston’s premiere sushi boat until something pretty unusual mucks it all up!

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

John Lemelman as: Puglassie, Pugnasty, Captain Leonberger

Ben Ellenberg as: Lieutenant Harbormaster Gifford Roscoe

Brad Beideman as: Neil

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy

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Barjory investigates her wettest crime scene yet, with the help of an old friend, a basketball legend, and a guy named Chris who sets up some plot stuff and then never comes back!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium

Kevin McCarthy as: Abernathy Shark

Will Stryker as: S.A. Dorkfish

Eli Lutsky as: Chris/Mr. Remora

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator/Peg

Brad Beideman as: Neil

Shaquille O’Neal as: Himself (archive audio)

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When a prince is attacked during a hemophilia gala (the annual Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’), Barjory must solve it before the ocean runs red with wishy washy blood!

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Eli Lutsky as: Prince Geraldo

Will Stryker as: Prince Nedwaldo

Kaylin Mahoney as: Queen Winceworth

John Lemelman as: Giaccamo, Wallis

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator