Episode 12 - They'll Put One of These Anywhere

Scratchy, The Claw, and DJ Badguy have officially gone undercover — and the con is working better than it should. After being intercepted in the fog by a half-orc warrior gang on a giant hyena, our crew gets their first look at the legendary stronghold tucked inside the Cleavaige: a full-on bandit city, tiered walls and all, with a ten-story keep looming over everything like a very bad idea waiting to happen.

With their Viscari tattoos doing just enough of the talking, the party fast-talks their way past the gate alongside Wolfskull and her raiders, picks up some spicy lore about a Viscari family civil war (Irontusk vs. Dragas — choose your side carefully), and gets a crash course in how Bandit Town actually works: three raiding factions, a merit-based system to climb the tiers, and somewhere at the top, the answers they're looking for. Also, goblins fall off roofs. It's a whole thing.

No levels gained. No regrets? Some regrets. Mostly involving juggling and poor intimidation checks.

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