V5e64-Straight of Whore Moose

It's 1,014 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, we have reached a ceasefire with Iran! But only for about 45 minutes, as Israel decided that they weren't part of the deal. So, after burning $250 billion on killing Iranians, the terms negotiated are far worse in every way than the deal Obama created in 2015. Great job! Special Show Links:

• Amanda Ungaro Arrived in the U.S. on Jeffrey Epstein's Plane at 17 — Now She's Going After Melania Trump From Brazil https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/amanda-ungaro-arrived-u-jeffrey-190403529.html
• Lebanon and Israel officials to meet in US on Tuesday https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c93en5q2zl3o
• April 2025 NOAA Halts Upkeep of Critical Weather Satellites https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/amid-trump-cuts-noaa-halts-upkeep-of-critical-weather-satellites/
• Employee accused of arson after paper goods warehouse destroyed in massive fire in Ontario, California https://abc7.com/post/employee-arrested-arson-kimberly-clark-distribition-center-destroyed-massive-fire-ontario/18851549/

Other Titles Considered:

• Intrinsic Mouthfeel
• It's Just Math
• Performative Redneckism