Jeff Regan, Investigator - The Man on the Hook

Jeff Regan was having a good day at a bowling alley on Vine Street. After bowling another strike, he went back to the bench to mark his score, and noticed that someone had written him a message on his score sheet, in lipstick. The message read "Regan, coffee shop counter, hurry". Also, pinned to his score sheet was a 100 dollar bill. Regan thought "This is my lucky day" as he made his way to the coffee counter. The attendant asks "What will it be, mister?" Regan says "Coffee, no cream". Just then, a young lady comes up and says "Mind if I sit on this stool, Regan?" He says "No, sit down". She orders a cup, and says "Regan, open your hand under the counter. I'm going to put four 100 dollar bills in your hand". Regan says "With the one pinned on the score pad, that makes 500 dollars. For which I do what?" She says "Find George McDonald". Regan says "Listen, lady, half the cops in town are looking for McDonald, not to mention Eddie Slogan". She says "I'm Eddie Slogan's wife". Regan says "Lady, I'm not a finger man". She says "I don't want him for Eddie. I want him for me. I love the guy". Regan says "Sure, you do. Get another Shamus, sister". She says "Don't be so special, Regan, 500 big ones". Regan says "Yeah, that is an argument". Just then, the attendant says "Hey, mister, is your name Regan?" He says "Yeah". Attendant says "Phone for you". Mrs. Slogan says "We can't talk here. Your car is parked out back in the alley". Regan says "See you at my car in five minutes". He picks up the phone and says "Hello?" Lyon says "Hello, Jeffery, I'm glad I located you. A splendid client has come our way". Regan says "Wants to pay us 500 bucks". Lyon says "Well, yes". Regan says "Wants us to find a missing person. A guy named George McDonald". Lyon says "Jeffery, you astound me!" Regan says "Our client has baby blue eyes and great looking legs". Lyon says "Jeffery, what are you talking about? Mr. Halligan had his trousers on, how could I see his legs?" Regan says "You mean a guy came to the office?" Lyon says "Yes, Mr. Happy Halligan, the used car king".