Carpet Your ONLY Hole for $99? 🕳️ | This is True News Mailbag #223
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Carpet Your ONLY Hole for $99? 🕳️ | This is True News Mailbag #223
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"Carpet for your ONLY hole?" We aren't making it up—we're just reading the signs.
Welcome to This is True Really News Mailbag #223, the only podcast where the news is weird, the commentary is questionable, and the hosts are only three cups of coffee away from total insanity.
In this episode, we dive into the deep end of the Florida news pool where a woman was ticketed for using her cell phone while driving... despite not having a right hand to hold it with. We also tackle the mystery of the "Meat Bird," explore why you should never microwave your children (even if they're acting like nuggets), and try to decipher the most confusing grocery store signs in history.
Highlights of today’s descent into madness:
The Florida "No-Handed" Ticket: A deputy with "eagle eyes" sees a phone in a hand that doesn't exist.
Graphic Design Fails: Why you should read your window signs before you paste them up—unless you’re selling hole-carpeting services.
The Produce Paradox: Is it an onion? A potato? Or a watermelon? The box says yes.
Culinary Confusion: Identifying the elusive "Meat Bird" and why "Porn and Beans" was a very unfortunate typo.
Stripper Stories & Shuffle Dancing: From interview flashbacks to neighborhood dance groups with questionable names.
International Injustice: Why Australia’s judicial system is just as wonderfully "jacked up" as ours.
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