#131 - Scare Bears, Sneezes & Useless Superpowers

East Texas is under attack… and it’s not aliens — it’s allergies. 🌲🤧 The boys kick off Episode 131 battling the great pollen invasion before diving headfirst into another chaotic round of Beer Math, courtesy of Stone.

Jake brings an all-time icebreaker to the table:

If you could have one superpower… but it’s basically useless… what are you choosing?

The answers? Questionable. The logic? Nonexistent. The confidence? Elite.

We also crack open and review Scare Bears, the sour from Martin House Brewing Company — and let’s just say… it’s an experience.

Then we get delusional (as usual) and debate which Olympic sport we could realistically compete in if we trained for two years. From precision sports to pure athletic delusion, the takes are bold and wildly optimistic.

This episode is sponsored by YoTummy — the DoorDash for your cravings. Because whether it’s sour beer or Olympic dreams, you’re gonna need fuel.

Allergies. Useless powers. Sour chaos. Beer Math.

It’s just another normal night at Two Beers and a Mic. 🍺🎙️

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