The Vegan Wars

Marriage is hard.
Going vegan is harder.
Doing both at the same time? That’s war.

When suburban mom Brenda Miller commits to a plant-based revolution, she expects pushback—but not a full-scale culinary insurgency. Passive-aggressive grocery runs. Sabotaged dinners. Beer-soaked Buffalo cauliflower. And the ultimate act of betrayal: a ten-pound honey-glazed ham planted dead center in her refrigerator.

As Brenda and her equally determined neighbor Chloe wage a domestic cold war against meat-loving husbands, football-day sabotage, and weaponized pizza delivery, the conflict escalates from burned kale chips to psychological warfare. When Brenda’s mother-in-law announces an imminent visit—armed with pot roast, butter, and judgment—the battle lines are drawn for good.

Witty, painfully relatable, and laugh-out-loud sharp, The Vegan Wars is a smart domestic satire about marriage, identity, boundaries, and what happens when personal ethics collide with family tradition. This is not a book about food—it’s about power, partnership, and what it really means to stand your ground when the people you love refuse to meet you halfway.

If you’ve ever argued over dinner, rolled your eyes at “real food,” or wondered whether love can survive lifestyle change—this war is for you.
Pick up The Vegan Wars today and choose a side.