Episode 094

Drink of the day: Jingle Juice equal parts Sparkling Rose, Whipped cream vodka, and Cherry 7 up.

Jonesy and Blanco have a special Christmas episode where they share a drink recipe called “Jingle Juice.” It’s got sparkling rose, whipped cream, vodka, and cherry 7-Up. They also try three different Whistle Pig rye whiskeys and rate them from 3.5 to 4.5 out of 5. Then, they switch gears and talk about a new fetish called “gooning,” which is all about self-pleasure while watching porn. They also compare Costco and Sam’s Club, with Jones saying Sam’s Club has better stuff and cheaper prices. The episode ends with a funny talk about their high school days and personal stories. Blanco and Jones talk about their travel plans, like a possible trip to Cancun and Scotland. Jones mentions his friends Anne and Roy are interested in Outlander stuff in Scotland, and they’re planning to play golf. They also want to visit Guinness and Jameson. Then, they switch to the Kansas City Chiefs and complain about their performance, saying they need new coaching. The episode ends with plans for a New Year’s Eve party and a tribute to MTV.