Canceled Words Of 2026 Clapping In My Eyeballs Full Stop

• I snort all of my food, from omelettes to steak — it feels ‘phenomenal’ even though I’m at risk of infections - https://nypost.com/2026/01/08/health/virginia-woman-snorts-her-food-from-omelettes-to-steak-despite-risks/
• The Guy Who Had Sex With His Car On TLC's My Strange Addiction Is Back And Has A New Lover - https://www.jalopnik.com/my-strange-addiction-sex-car-guy-back-with-lexus-es330-1850642715/
• Illinois woman charged with arson after New Year’s Eve fire at Walmart - https://www.newsnationnow.com/crime/illinois-woman-arson-new-years-eve-fire-walmart/
• Two Elyria employees charged after false AI-generated robbery report - https://www.cleveland19.com/2025/12/15/two-elyria-employees-charged-after-false-ai-generated-robbery-report/
• Man arrested after police say he stole ex-girlfriend’s car while she was in labor - https://www.wvlt.tv/2026/01/05/man-arrested-after-police-say-he-stole-ex-girlfriends-car-while-she-was-labor/
• USPS driver accused of trying to run over 10-year-old boy - https://www.kbtx.com/2026/01/03/usps-driver-accused-trying-run-over-10-year-old-boy-officials-say/
• Florida man wearing lingerie allegedly hid gun under prosthetic breasts - https://nypost.com/2026/01/06/us-news/man-in-red-lingerie-allegedly-hid-gun-under-prosthetic-silicone-breasts/
• Naked woman allegedly assaults deputy while intoxicated, claims she was ‘trying to be a mermaid' - https://www.foxnews.com/us/naked-woman-allegedly-assaults-deputy-while-intoxicated-claims-she-trying-mermaid
• Man claimed he ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW before 130 mph crash - https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-claims-he-teleported-stolen-bmw-before-130-mph-crash-deputies-say?link_source=ta_first_comment&taid=6939d151102b1e00019d6f1c
• Tulsa man arrested after armed robbery with antique gun at liquor store - https://ktul.com/news/local/tulsa-man-arrested-after-armed-robbery-with-antique-gun-at-liquor-store-tulsa-police-department-primos-wine-and-spirits-near-91st-and-yale-id-quicktrip-stolen-cash-first-degree-robbery-arrest-muff-pistol-pocket-pistol
• Cops: Woman Drove Stolen Van To Court - https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/cargo-van-collar-714930
• Woman accused of shoving razor blades in Walmart bakery items - https://www.kltv.com/2025/12/16/new-photos-released-person-interest-after-razor-blades-found-bakery-items-walmart/
• Savannah Bananas to return to Busch Stadium, all-inclusive tickets for sale - https://www.firstalert4.com/2026/01/08/savannah-bananas-return-busch-stadium-all-inclusive-tickets-sale/
• Travis Kelce Is in ‘Discussions’ With Netflix for Major Broadcasting Role - https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/travis-kelce-in-talks-with-netflix-for-major-broadcasting-role-excl/
• Soccer reportedly overtakes baseball in the U.S. as America's third favorite sport - https://www.foxsports.com/articles/soccer/soccer-reportedly-overtakes-baseball-in-the-u-s-as-americas-third-favorite-sport
• St. Louis Cardinals terminate broadcast deal with FanDuel Sports Network - https://redbirdrants.com/st-louis-cardinals-terminate-broadcast-deal-with-fanduel-sports-network

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.