Ep. 131 - We Sniff Our Jeans, Judge Clubbers, and Choose Pizza Over the Listeners - 01/08/2026

Peaches and Viktor Wilt turn the Noon Hour into a full-blown existential crisis over how dirty is too dirty when it comes to pants, and somehow manage to spend an impressive amount of time debating jean sniff tests, damp dryer jeans in freezing weather, hoodie longevity, and whether wearing underwear for more than one day makes you a criminal or just economical. What starts as a harmless laundry confession spirals into relationship housekeeping disputes, roommate horror stories involving half-finished beers, and Peaches admitting his apartment enters DEFCON 1 cleaning mode anytime travel is involved.

From there, things escalate into unsolicited relationship advice pulled straight from Reddit — including whether married people going clubbing is normal behavior or a red flag factory — while Viktor explains why drunk strangers seem magnetically drawn to smack Peaches on the back at concerts like he’s public property. The duo also dive headfirst into one of the creepiest internet threads imaginable: mysterious footprints, unexplained panty liners, and the very real possibility that cameras exist solely to expose cheating dads.

The episode wraps with a perfectly petty meltdown over Facebook polls, snow posts, comment sections that refuse to behave, internet strangers insulting Peaches’ car, and the ultimate philosophical debate: would you rather listen to this show… or eat pizza instead? Spoiler: the answer may hurt your feelings — but it’ll make you laugh the entire way there.