Dog Bites, Portland Chaos & Fentanyl Carriages 🐕🔥🚼

When a dog bite becomes a social experiment… in Portland. 🏙️😳 From David Sedaris’ shocking encounter with drug users smoking fentanyl out of a baby carriage 🚬👶, to the absurd reactions of bystanders, this episode exposes the strange realities of modern urban life. We dive into: public apathy, the risks of unleashed dogs, and the clash of common sense vs. “protected” classes in today’s society. 🎧 Episode Summary 🐕 Dog Bite in Portland: David Sedaris gets bitten while trying to reach a performance; witnesses indifferent, addicts preoccupied with drugs. 🚼 Fentanyl in Baby Carriages: Drug use openly happening in public spaces; no one intervenes, including actual adults around the baby. 😶 Public Apathy: Bystanders shrug off danger, excuse addicts’ behavior as a “difficult life.” 🏛️ Politics Meets Dog Control: Commentary on how social class, politics, and cultural narratives affect accountability for reckless behavior. 🤯 Absurd Reactions: From misidentifying dog breeds to philosophical musings on human value and safety. 🎭 Comedy Meets Reality: David Sedaris’ storytelling highlights the surreal mix of humor and danger in everyday encounters. “Dog bites, fentanyl carriages, and Portland’s shocking indifference—this episode will make you laugh, cringe, and question reality. 🐕🔥🚼” Portland, David Sedaris, dog bite, fentanyl, baby carriage, public apathy, drug addicts, urban chaos, common sense, political correctness, societal indifference, comedy, surreal stories, liberal cities, social commentary, personal safety, absurdity, storytelling