TEEN VOLUME 11, ROTC PANIC, AND THE PANTRY THAT SCREAMS BACK

Buckle up for unhinged chaos! Kayla (on her 5th cold brew) rants:

- Teens yelling “TOWEL!” from Narnia

- ROTC uniform panic at 9:20 p.m. *every Tuesday*

- A pantry that devours $300 groceries in 2 hours

Airhorn therapy, laundry ransom swimsuits, Hangry Tax chores, and the sock dimension that only eats lefts.

Zero chill, max snort-laughs—your therapy (and nasal coffee warning).

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