Genesis Timeline Chaos

We zoom straight into the messy middle: the hosts map the Old Testament’s timeline, drag the canon-adjacent weirdness, and keep asking the only sane question—why do Christians never study the parts that break their doctrine? Cue First Enoch: angels sneak down for some pre-Flood “romance,” producing the giant Nephilim—yes, really—and setting the stage before Noah ever builds a boat. From there, Second Enoch one-ups the cosmic fanfic with ten heavens and a celestial tour that even the hosts call… boring (their words, not ours).

Then comes the twist most pew-sitters miss: Job doesn’t belong where your printed Bible shelved him. He actually slots back into the Genesis era—roughly Abraham-time (~2100 BCE)—which is why your mental map keeps breaking. The episode also pins the patriarchal period (Abraham → Isaac → Jacob → Joseph) to a working window of 2100–1800 BCE, ending with Israel parked in Egypt and waiting for Exodus to kick off. Along the way, the hosts rant—gloriously—about how weaponized Christianity depends on not letting people ask questions. You know, because power loves a fog machine.

Expect digressions (Netflix rabbis, Discord chaos), unfiltered language, and a very practical promise: this mini-arc is building a clean chronology so the New Testament takedown lands even harder. Listen, laugh, and load up on heresy fuel.

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📌 Topics Covered:

• First Enoch: Pre-Flood angel–human hookups and Nephilim lore, before Noah ever shows up
• Second Enoch: The “ten heavens” tour and why even fans of chaos said “hard pass”
• Job in Genesis?! Re-shelving Job to the Abraham era (~2100 BCE) so the timeline actually makes sense
• Patriarchal Period (Genesis 12–50) dated to 2100–1800 BCE; Jacob→Israel; Joseph drags everyone to Egypt
• Genesis wraps in Egypt, teeing up Exodus and the Moses show
• Why churches fear questions: the rant about religion as a power tool you’re trained not to interrogate

💬 Best Quote from the Episode:

“There is so much nefarious bullshit weaponized behind what Christianity is… you aren’t allowed to question it.”

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