The Real Prison: Welcome to the Matrix

Hey, cosmic family! It’s your girl La La DàVie, and today we’re diving deep into a topic that’ll have your mind doing backflips. Forget the bars and chains, because the real prison is made of paperwork, birth certificates, and a whole lot of red tape. Ever thought about how your birth certificate is basically your first booking sheet into a life of corporate servitude? Or how your Social Security Number isn’t just a number, but your first bank account that you never even got to open? We’ll unravel the truth behind these so-called “systems” that have you locked in without you even realizing it.

Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe spill your tea as we dissect the word spells that keep us in check. You’ll learn that the same pen that writes your paycheck is also writing your sentence. By the end of this episode, not only will you be wide awake, but you’ll also be armed with knowledge to reclaim your narrative. No fluff, no fear, no filter. Let’s get into it! 🎤✨

🔗 Supporting Resources

• Monopoly Money
• Meet Your Strawman: And Whatever You Want To Know
• The Etymologicon: A Circular Stroll Through the Hidden Connections of the English Language