Decode Your Dog

A Funny Crash Course in Dog Communication, Behavior and Emotional Blackmail

De: Ogie D.

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Ever wondered what your dog’s side-eye really means? Or why they sprint through the house like their butt’s on fire? Decode Your Dog is your laugh-out-loud, tail-wagging tour through the mind of your favorite four-legged mystery.
This isn’t your average dog training manual. It’s part comedy, part psychology, and 100% relatable. With wit, wisdom, and just the right amount of dog hair, this book explores everything from canine communication and emotional drama to learned helplessness and late-night zoomies. You’ll learn how to “speak Doglish,” become your dog’s favorite narrator, and finally figure out what your pup thinks of the vacuum cleaner (spoiler: it’s evil).
Perfect for dog lovers, new puppy parents, and anyone who's ever had a conversation with a creature who eats socks for fun.
Inside, you'll discover:

• Why your dog thinks squirrels are personal threats to national security
• The art of belly rub negotiation
• Emotional manipulation tactics (used by dogs, obviously)
• Why your dog doesn’t “understand English,” but still judges you anyway
• How to stop feeling guilty when you leave for work (yes, the sad eyes are fake... mostly)

Illustrated with delightful cartoons, packed with heart, and written in a voice that feels like your funniest dog-parent friend, Decode Your Dog is more than a book — it’s a conversation between species.
Warning: Contains mild language, emotional manipulation, and an unhealthy amount of love for dogs.