It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 53 – “Your Vegan Kale Quinoa Slop Just Ruined the Barbecue”

In this flame-grilled episode, Embert loses his last nerve over the gentrification of the backyard cookout. Tofu, zucchini, beet juice, and Bluetooth grills? Not on his watch.

Inside the fire:

• A passionate plea for real meat and real propane

• Grandson’s leafy blunder

• Why the phrase “vegan brisket” makes Embert physically ill

• The emotional power of Aunt Marlene’s potato salad

• And a warning for anyone who dares bring a quinoa casserole to his house

If you believe barbecues are sacred and kale has no place near open flame, consider this your sermon.

New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert gets the grill started without an app.