A hilarious, high-energy salute to the U.S. Army — boots, tanks, choppers, and a whole lot of grunt humor! Tanks roll, grunts run, helos fly, and MPs write you up — it’s just another day in the U.S. Army! This laugh-out-loud anthem honors the Army’s history, rivalry with the Navy, and the chaos that makes soldiers legendary.

Because no one parties like the Army — from foxholes to football fields!

(Intro)
I don’t know, but I’ve been told,Army Grunts are brave and bold!With tanks and helos in the sky,We roll so hard, we make you cry!

(Verse 1)
In the barracks life is loud,PT shirts, we’re Army proud!MP’s yelling, “Get in line!”Special Forces — yeah, they’re fine.
Tanks are rumblin’, boots go thud,Cavalry’s charging through the mud.We jump from choppers, hit the ground,Grunts and grins all spin around!

(Chorus )
Army strong, we bring the fun,Grunts with tanks and a big ol’ gun!Helos chop and the MPs bark,We’re the Army’s beating heart!From football fields to battle zones,We tackle life like rolling stones.Army strong, we stand so tall,Win or lose, we crush that ball!

(Verse 2)
Navy’s got their ships and flair,We just laugh and take the square.Army-Navy game each year,We trash-talk loud, they fake a cheer!
Rangers lead, the Cav rolls in,Infantry fights to always win.MP’s chase us down the hall,Someone hid a tank in the PX mall!

(Bridge)
“Hey, who parked the Humvee in the chow line?”“Wasn’t me, Sergeant!”“Why is the Cavalry riding through the PX?!”Cue electric guitar riff

(Final Chorus)
Army strong, we bring the fun,Grunts with tanks and a big ol’ gun!Helos chop and the MPs bark,We’re the Army’s beating heart!From football fields to battle zones,We tackle life like rolling stones.Army proud, we shout it loud,U-S-Army, rock the crowd!

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