Lights, togas, and a whole lot of backstage chaos—Becoming a Spectacle takes us behind the curtain of WrestleMania IX, and Kelsey and Xavier are here to break down every gloriously bizarre moment. From Hulk Hogan literally stealing the main event to the Undertaker being chloroformed by a 7-foot giant in an airbrushed bodysuit (you read that right), this documentary has everything: backstage betrayal, wild conspiracies, Vegas VIP drama, and a black eye that may or may not have come from Randy Savage’s fist.

We get into the fan-favorite clown attack (or nightmare, depending on your feelings about Doink), the debut of baby Jim Ross in a toga, and a ringside seating price comparison that’ll make your mortgage look like pocket change. Kelsey questions the very origin of Las Vegas, Xavier subtly drags Hulk Hogan, and everyone agrees: Julie Youngberg’s HBK gear deserved its own spotlight.

Plus, we talk about why this doc hits differently now that Triple H is running the show—and how WWE Unreal might be our new obsession. If you love hot takes, deep dives, and chaos in a parking lot turned coliseum, this one’s for you.

TimeStamps:
0:00 – ⚠️ Discretion Advised… And Welcome Back!
0:48 – 🧭 New to Wrestling? Meet Your Hosts
1:37 – 🎥 Becoming a Spectacle – Our Thoughts on WWE’s New Doc
2:10 – 📼 Footage From the Vault: Why Now?
3:51 – 🦸‍♂️ Wait… Is Basil DeVito a Batman Villain?
5:14 – 🕰️ George Germanakis = WWE’s Sacred Timekeeper
6:43 – 🌆 Vegas Before Vegas Was “Vegas”?
8:09 – 🥊 WWE Sells a Boxing Match… Then Sells Out WrestleMania
9:37 – 🏛️ They Turned a Parking Lot into a Roman Coliseum
10:09 – 💸 Meet Dollar Bill: The Budget King of WrestleMania 9
11:18 – 🎟️ Ticket Prices Then vs. Now (Your Wallet May Cry)
13:23 – 🤯 $25 Tickets?! Yes, That Was a Thing
16:07 – 🏆 The First-Ever Royal Rumble to WrestleMania Title Shot
17:18 – 😱 The Giant Gonzalez: Wrestling’s Tallest Horror
18:58 – ✂️ Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake’s Wildest Injury Ever
20:00 – 👎 The Hulk Hogan Agenda and Bret’s Massive Betrayal
25:17 – 🎯 Triple H, Cena, Rock… WWE History Repeating Itself?
30:40 – 🦅 The Undertaker, The Vulture and That Weird Chloroform Spot
34:16 – 🥼 How Hulk Lied to a Doctor and Got Cleared Anyway
36:07 – 💀 Wrestlers Are Built Different – Orbital Bone Edition
39:11 – 🧾 Linda McMahon: From Ticket Ripper to Cabinet Member?!
40:45 – 📣 Jim Ross’ First WWE Gig… In a Toga
43:08 – ✂️ Shawn Michaels’ Gear? Thank You, Julie Youngberg
45:48 – 🤡 DOUBLE DOINK: Wrestling’s Most Chaotic Clown Moment
47:35 – 🔔 Vince’s Ring Bell Meltdown Over Hulk Hogan
51:50 – ❌ Mr. Perfect Forgets the Entire Match?!
55:45 – 🧪 Undertaker vs. Chloroform: The Wildest Match Finish
57:35 – 🔪 A Knife in My Back: Bret Hart’s Realest Quote
1:00:36 – 😤 The Yoko Disrespect and Why This Ending Sucked
1:03:26 – 🌟 From Vegas Usher to WWE President: Nick Khan’s Journey
1:11:05 – 🎬 WWE’s Future: More Docs, More Drama, More Truth

The New To Wrestling Podcast follows two friends who enjoy wrestling but are in different stages of their fandom. Xavier Cruz serves as your guide through generations of professional wrestling while Kelsey Silva experiences these matches for the first time. Climb into the ring weekly to relive the famous matches beginning with the Attitude Era!