The Nude Etiquette Guidebook…

…That I Wish Someone Gave Me!

De: Kristin Williams

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

The Nude Etiquette Guidebook…That I Wish Someone Gave Me! is the absolutely unhinged, laugh till you snort, sun soaked guide to navigating naked life without accidentally becoming a public hazard.

This is not your grandmother’s etiquette book, unless your grandmother once got kicked out of a beach for “excessive weirdness.” No, this is a survival manual written by a woman who has tripped, slipped, flashed, farted, and face planted her way through nudist beaches around the world and lived to tell the story with disturbing enthusiasm.

Inside, you’ll learn
how to talk to people without your eyes wandering into social crimes
how to protect your personal space from boundary obliterators
how to avoid leaving behind damp “souvenirs” on chairs
how to apply sunscreen like your life depends on it
how to compliment people without sounding like you escaped from a cave
how to deal with accidental body noises, awkward angles, and sudden breezes
how to remain calm when someone else absolutely does not

You’ll meet
a woman who stares downward like she’s reading subtitles that aren’t there
a chaos gremlin friend who thinks coconut oil is a legitimate life philosophy
nudists who rally like superheroes when someone gets creepy
and a Cabo police officer who once introduced himself, completely seriously, as “the fart police”

If you’ve ever wanted to try a naturist beach, spa, hot spring, resort, meadow, or random Tuesday afternoon, but feared you’d do something catastrophically embarrassing
If you’ve ever wondered what actually happens when people drop the fabric and keep the manners
If you want a book filled with stories so outrageous you’ll cackle in public places and be judged accordingly

Then this is it.
This is the handbook.
This is the guide.
This is the chaotic naked bible.

Grab a towel.
Grab sunscreen.
Grab your confidence.

And for the love of all things exposed, don’t leave a cheek print.