Aliens Venmoed Me a Trillion Dollars

De: Daniel Lawrence Abrams

Narrado por: La'Mar Harmon, Jaynee Anne

"The truth is out there... and paying very well."

Doug Dawkins lives to debunk conspiracy theories, especially crackpot claims of aliens. So when his dead dad FaceTimes him (giving him crazy money and orders to cover up the truth of extraterrestrial existence), Doug is sure this is a hacker's scam and reports it to the NSA. Then government security servers melt down. NSA agents become convinced Doug and his wife are dangerous spies. But Doug is sure he'd never kill anyone or believe aliens exist. Could he be half right?

One problem is that an astronomer just discovered the background static of the universe is actually unfathomably complex, interstellar communications, definitive proof of alien life, and that professor is... Doug's wife, Lena Fierro.

Why would he want to turn down a trillion-dollar cosmic bribe, yet still conceal the truth from the world?

Book Comparisons: The Three-Body Problem meets The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

Movie Comparisons: Don’t Look Up meets Contact and Galaxy Quest.

"Spacetime is money."

©2025 Daniel Lawrence Abrams (P)2025 Daniel Lawrence Abrams

The Most Financially Irresponsible Alien Encounter Ever Recorded

This is pure chaos in a space taco — a tiny, unhinged taste of the full insanity. Hilarious, weirdly smart, and narrated like someone’s holding a ray gun to the reader’s head (in a good way). I didn’t want it to end — and now I need to read the full version again.