Alien Rik and the Intergalactic Waffle Protocol and Here, Somehow

De: TJ Buck

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

ALIEN RIK AND THE INTERGALACTIC WAFFLE PROTOCOL
Meet Rik.
He’s not from around here.
When a waffle-obsessed alien crash-lands in rural Arizona, he doesn’t start an invasion, he starts a movement. Accidentally.
Between misreading a Waffle House as a temple, becoming a viral life coach, and forming an unlikely alliance with a sarcastic diner cashier, a conspiracy-loving porch philosopher, and a goat with unrelenting ambition, Rik must navigate the weirdest terrain in the galaxy.
The human heart.
Alien Rik and the Intergalactic Waffle Protocol is a cosmic comedy about snacks, feelings, and what it means to choose your weird little corner of the universe.
With help from a sentient orb named Glubax, an Army general, and one dangerously charming goat, this is a story where interstellar diplomacy meets porch-based philosophy and where waffles might just save us all.
“I came to study humans. I stayed for the waffles, the chaos, and the penguin that knew too much. - Rik.”
HERE, SOMEHOW: A TIME TRAVEL STORY
Time travel? Accidentally.
Love story? Probably.
Pigeon delivery system? Weirdly, yes.
Stefan was Nikola Tesla’s assistant then he touched the wrong coil, landed in modern-day New York, and became a minor internet celebrity with excellent manners and no working understanding of Pop-Tarts.
Tesla says he can bring him back, but Stefan’s not so sure he wants to go.
Especially now that there’s Mira.
And espresso.
And possibly feelings.
Here, Somehow is a comic novel about love, coffee, time displacement, and staying put against all odds and common sense.