Airing Out My Ass (and My Assets) To the Neighbors!

What happens when one woman’s broken dryer, a few too many glasses of Chardonnay, and a nosy suburban neighborhood collide? A nudist revolution, apparently.

Meet Kristin Williams, Pacific Northwest free spirit, accidental exhibitionist, and the world’s most reluctant suburban diplomat. When her quest for sunshine and sanity spirals into a full-blown neighborhood scandal, Kristin finds herself leading a parade of half-dressed chaos, accidental liberation, and just enough Pinot Grigio-fueled wisdom to start a movement.

There are HOA meltdowns, backyard peace treaties, and at least one bee that proves vengeance truly has wings. Kristin’s best friend Tanya keeps things spicy (and occasionally gassy), Susan thrives on drama like it’s oxygen, and poor Tom from the HOA just can’t keep his pants on or his composure.

This isn’t your typical self-help book, but you’ll come away feeling oddly enlightened, slightly sunburned, and maybe ready to burn your laundry.

If you like:
• Laugh-out-loud suburban mayhem
• Wine-fueled wisdom with a side of sarcasm
• Characters who overshare, overdrink, and overexpose
• Heartwarming friendship tangled with absolute chaos

Then grab your towel (or don’t) and join Kristin for a skin-baring, soul-bearing, and side-splitting journey into the art of living freely...and maybe just a little too publicly.

Airing Out My Ass (and My Assets) to the Neighbors! – it’s Eat, Pray, Love’s unhinged cousin who forgot to put pants on.