A Random Cruise of the Mediterranean: Four Ockers, Five Countries, One Big Boat

De: M. A. Bard

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Four Ockers. Five countries. One big boat. What could possibly go wrong?
Meredith has planned the perfect “idiot-proof” holiday: a Mediterranean cruise where the beds are made, the meals never end, and the hardest decision is whether to read by the pool or nap somewhere glamorous. With Bluey, Daz, and Kylie by her side, she’s determined this trip will be refined, relaxed, and—most importantly—free of drama.
The Mediterranean has other ideas.
From donkey-dodging cliff climbs in Santorini to Mykonos beach culture shock, from ancient ruins that somehow lead to very modern “optional” sales funnels, the four friends discover that a floating resort is still a pressure cooker for poor decisions. Add deck-chair dawn patrols, a ship’s app that treats every flash sale like an emergency, spa staff armed with clipboards and guilt, and a door decoration mistake that makes strangers a little too friendly… and Meredith’s calm, capable narration begins to sound like a live incident report.
Then the storm hits—and the ship stops being a vibe.
Warm, chaotic, and laugh-out-loud honest, A Random Cruise of the Mediterranean is a travel comedy about friendship, manners under pressure, and the universal truth that “easy holidays” are just holidays that haven’t met your group yet.