A Cozy Mystery...With Cupcakes and Zombies

De: Duncan Whitehead

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Strap in for a hysterical ride of culinary chaos, detective disasters, and the undead in “A Cozy Mystery...With Cupcakes and Zombies!” Follow the tale of Poppy Darling, a sleuth so entitled she thinks Burberry is too pedestrian and only Gucci can handle her detective dramas. Watch her dive muffin-first into the most bizarre investigation of her life, armed with nothing but a designer hat and an ego the size of a tiered cake.

When the local vicar drops the bomb about his congregation’s least favorite person’s murder, Poppy’s world turns upside down. Suddenly, she finds herself pitting her wits and her rolling pin against a mystery that could only happen in a baker’s nightmare. Alongside her trusty sidekick, Chelsea Sweetheart, and her cat Tuxedo Mike—who frankly couldn’t care less unless it involves tuna—Poppy kneads through the dough of deception to uncover who decided to bake Bob Bird into the afterlife, only for him to pop up like a bad sourdough starter!

Get ready for a tale dripping with sarcasm, sprinkled with puns, and iced with enough clichés to decorate the largest of wedding cakes. “A Cozy Mystery...With Cupcakes and Zombies!” takes a bite out of the cozy mystery genre, chews it up, and spits it out as a laugh-out-loud confection that's part parody, part pastry, and wholly entertaining. Don your apron and detective cap (designer, of course) because you’re about to embark on an adventure that mixes the flour of sleuthing with the sugar of satire. So, whip out your magnifying glass, preheat your sense of humor (you’re going to need it), and get ready for a frosted, frolicking foray into mystery and mirth unlike anything you've read before. Imagine, if you will, The Office and Agatha Christie had a child. Not just any child, mind you, but a self-centered, self-important, and politically incorrect offspring who doesn’t care who or what she offends to get to the bottom of a mystery that she, and she alone (according to Poppy), can solve.

just bad

not even worth it for free just bad bad bad don't do it not funny really