A Beginner's Guide To Death

De: Erin Potter-Plow

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

What’s going to happen to my body while I’m dying?

Have you been kept awake at night, plagued by worries of what it will feel like when death comes for you? Have you wondered if you would poop yourself or explode when you’re hit by a train or if you’re awake and terrified when you’re eaten alive by a snake? This book has the answers you seek. If you’re looking for the science of what happens to your body at the moment of death and more importantly, if it’s going to suck, this book has you covered.

Every possible scenario in which you might die is explored in depth and using science and facts, broken down and demystified. Okay, maybe not every scenario but most of them. Drowning, freezing, burning alive, all of these are covered along with the more obscure ones like being killed by a haunted doll or a cryptid predicted bridge collapse. Each chapter presents a scenario in which you might die and what that will feel like. After reading this you will be armed with all the knowledge that you will need to confidentially meet death without fear. When you’re tied to a stake and the unruly villagers are setting the sticks at your feet ablaze, smile and know that it will only hurt to be burned alive until your nerves are burned off. That takes, like, three minutes tops. You’re welcome.