200 Things You Could Do On Valentine's Day

A Tongue-in-Cheek Guide for Surviving February 14

De: Bill Tarino

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

200 Things You Could Do on Valentine’s Day
A Tongue-in-Cheek Guide for Lovebirds, Loners, and Everyone in Between

Valentine’s Day happens every year.
And every year, people panic.

Reservations sell out. Expectations skyrocket. Someone forgets the card. Someone buys the wrong flowers. Someone says, “We don’t have to do anything big,” and absolutely means the opposite.

This book is here to help.
Or, at least, to make things worse in a very entertaining way.

Inside 200 Things You Could Do on Valentine’s Day, you’ll find a wildly funny, self-aware, and unapologetically ridiculous collection of Valentine’s ideas for:

People in relationships

People in complicated relationships

People who are single, thriving, avoiding eye contact, or pretending this is just a normal Saturday.

People who love Valentine’s Day

People who deeply resent it

Some ideas are romantic in the wrong way.
Some are practical but emotionally confusing.
Some are bold, awkward, unnecessary, or deeply unhelpful.
A few might even work. Accidentally.

This is not a self-help book.
It will not fix your relationship.
It will not guarantee a perfect Valentine’s Day.
It will, however, make you laugh, feel seen, and realize you are not alone in finding this holiday slightly unhinged.

Perfect as:

A Valentine’s Day gag gift

A bathroom book you’ll keep picking up

A last-minute gift for someone who “doesn’t need anything”

A survival guide for February 14

Read it cover to cover, flip to a random page, or just open it when Valentine’s Day starts asking too much of you.

Whether you’re celebrating love, avoiding it, tolerating it, or eating chocolate alone in bed, this book is for you.

Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be perfect.
It just has to be memorable.


Content:

Part 1: Ideas for Her - Things She Could Do for Him

Part 2: Ideas for Him - Things He Could Do for Her

Part 3: Ideas for Couples - Things They Could Do Together

Part 4: Ideas for the Unhitched - For Singles, Loners, Rebels, and the Blissfully Unbothered