1000 Ideas: Rules of Life

Life’s unofficial guidebook, finally in writing

Ever wonder why we all instinctively avoid the middle urinal? Or why no one ever wants the last slice of pizza — until someone else reaches for it? 1000 Ideas: Rules of Life is your hilarious, honest, and oddly comforting guide to the world’s invisible social codes. From elevator etiquette to text message timing, these are the unspoken rules we all seem to follow… or learn the hard way. Whether you’re trying to survive office politics, navigate public spaces, or just become 10% less awkward, this book will make you laugh, nod, and maybe even reconsider your microwave habits.

A must-read for rule-breakers, overthinkers, and anyone who’s ever held the door for someone too far away.


✅ 1000 hilarious and relatable life rules we all secretly follow

✅ Covers everything from bathroom etiquette to group chat dynamics

✅ Perfect for fans of Stuff You Should Know and The Book of Unwritten Rules

✅ Makes a great conversation starter, coffee table read, or gift

✅ Learn the social do’s, don’ts, and “definitely don’t even think about it”

✅ Organized for easy browsing — jump in anywhere!

✅ Includes absurd, surprising, and oddly true social norms

✅ For introverts, overthinkers, and everyday observers of human behavior

✅ Written in a witty, bite-sized, easy-to-read format

✅ Discover which rules you’re following... and which ones you’ve been breaking