1000 Ideas: How To Look Busy

Master the art of doing nothing—convincingly

✅ Master the “walk with purpose” — even if you're just going to get snacks.
✅ Turn a blank notebook into a prop of ultimate importance.
✅ Discover why holding a clipboard instantly makes you look important.
✅ Learn fake typing techniques that sound super productive.
✅ Use your phone to look like you're handling serious business (while playing games).
✅ Perfect the “deep in thought” stare that gets you out of everything.
✅ Fill your calendar with nothing—and still look booked solid.
✅ Create the illusion of chaos with sticky notes and highlighters.
✅ Make a coffee break look like a critical strategy meeting.
✅ Talk about how busy you are... and never lift a finger.

Whether you're dodging chores, cruising through class, or surviving another endless meeting, this book is your secret weapon for looking productive without breaking a sweat. Packed with clever tricks, subtle strategies, and hilarious hacks, 1000 Ideas: How To Look Busy is your go-to survival guide for flying under the radar.

Learn how to master the art of fake typing, walk with fake purpose, and hold a notebook like it contains the secrets of the universe. From digital distractions to classic paper-shuffling theater, these ideas will help you look occupied anytime, anywhere.

Perfect for teens, adults, procrastinators, and professional daydreamers.