1000 Ideas: Aliens Think This Is Normal

If aliens wrote a guide to Earth, it would look like this.

Humans are strange. At least, that’s what the aliens think. After years of observing Earth, they’ve compiled 1000 confusing, hilarious, and wildly inaccurate “facts” about our daily lives. Why do we wrap our feet in fabric? Why do we stare at glowing rectangles? Why do we set food on fire and call it cooking?

1000 Ideas: Aliens Think This Is Normal is a guide to Earth from the point of view of extraterrestrial observers who almost understand us. From sacred sock rituals to the mystery of elevators, nothing escapes their clueless curiosity. If aliens wrote a guide to Earth, it would look like this.

🛸 1000 hilarious alien misunderstandings about human life

🧦 From sock ceremonies to sandwich stacking, nothing is safe from confusion

📱 Alien field notes on humans' obsession with glowing rectangles

🍰 Why Earthlings put candles on dessert once a year

🗣️ Social rituals decoded... badly

🎉 A bizarre look at holidays, habits, and hygiene

🧃 Why liquids must go in designated containers (no exceptions)

🤖 Observations on Earth's “primitive” smart assistants

🚽 Why announcing bathroom visits is apparently mandatory

🌎 If aliens wrote a guide to Earth, it would look like this