Douglas Adams: Bodyguard

After graduating from college, Adams went to London and wrote a number of tongue-in-cheek episodes for Dr Who. Two years later, flat broke, he became a bodyguard for Arabian royalty. His job, he later explained, was to stand outside the door, bow occasionally, and run if anyone showed up with a hand grenade.
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