Robert Rankin

Cornelius Murphy is a big-haired seventeen-year-old tall school leaver, devoted avoider of regular employment and Stuff of Epics....

Omally groaned. "It is the end of mankind as we know it. I should never have got up so early today" and all over Brentford electrical appliances were beginning to fail....

You could say it all started with the red-eyed tramp with the slimy fingers who put the wind up Neville....

A lot of heavy drinking, bad behaviour, fast car chases, gratuitous sex and violence, bizarre toy fetishism....

It has always been John Omally's secret ambition to become a rock star. In his youth he mastered air guitar and wardrobe-mirror posing, but he lacked that certain something. Talent....

Danny: The portrait of a surreal killer. Each one of us has an invisible space alien perched upon our shoulders controlling our thoughts....

The epic conclusion to the epic trilogy - and trilogies do not go out with a bigger bang than this one....

Amazing, but true: Brentford Town Council, in an act of supreme public-spiritedness (and a great big wodge of folding stuff from a mysterious benefactor) has agreed to host the next Olympic Games....

This is the tale of two incredible people - one who knows he is incredible and the other who learns to be incredible....

From the point of view of 2050, you're history....

Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him....

There is nothing more powerful than a bad idea whose time has come. And there can be few ideas less bad or more potentially apocalyptic than that hatched by genetic scientist Dr Stephen Malone....

You are now leaving the age of Aquarius please lower your seat when rising from your head. It was something to do with the cycles of history....

Roll up! Roll Up! You have never seen anything like it in your life. The last thing Raymond expected when he went down to his allotment was to be abducted....

Part two of the three-part Epic Adventure - featuring a lost car park, the Hidden King of the World and more conspiracies than you can shake a stout stick at....

Ahead, where once had been only bombsite land, the Lateinos and Romiith building rose above Brentford....

The story of Billy, whose Grandmother left him the "voodoo handbag" in her will, after he had sold her soul to science....

The compelling story of a family of fervent God-botherers which may or may not be a family memoir and is certainly full of tall tales....

The final novel in the Armageddon Quartet and arguably the best of the three....

It is the year 2060 and oh no! The world is going to end again....