
Tilly and Elmer's Thanksgiving - An Unseemly Scene With Warm Whipped Cream
Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar, Book 11
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Gene Clements
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Thanksgiving is coming! This means an amusing but tumultuous day with large and small children on hand to create playful chaos, loud noises, and the need to deal with spilled liquids. Tilly and Elmer love this of course, but they especially enjoy spending the day before Thanksgiving alone together cooking, verifying the quality of the contents of their liquor cabinet, and giving thanks for their continued fondness for one another’s amatory adeptness. This giving of thanks usually takes the form of canoodling on the carpet in front of the fire and demonstrating their undiminished adeptness at pleasing each other’s private parts. When they introduce pumpkin pie, whipped cream, and intoxicating libations into the proceedings however, the outcome can also foreshadow the playful chaos, loud noises, and spilled liquids that they anticipate for the next day.
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