The Dating Dumpster Fire for Women: Red Flags, Bad Dates & the Men Who Need Therapy

So.
You’re dating again.

Maybe you got divorced.
Maybe you got dumped.
Maybe you woke up one day and realized your boyfriend hasn’t emotionally acknowledged your existence since 2017.

Welcome back to modern dating — where:

• Red flags are called “misunderstandings”

• Men trauma dump on date one

• Everyone ghosts

• And somehow you’re still expected to be chill

This book is for women who:
✔ Have excellent hygiene
✔ Have standards
✔ Have dated at least one walking red flag
✔ And are tired of wondering, “Is it just me?”

(It’s not you.)

Inside this hilariously unhinged, painfully relatable dating survival guide, you’ll meet:

• The Mommy’s Boy
• The Love Bomber
• The Cheap Guy
• The Man Who Lied About His Height
• The One Who Can’t Have Sex Like a Human
• The Secretly Married One
• The Mid-Life Crisis Man
• The Nerd
• The Pretty Boy
• The Woman Hater
• And finally… The Unicorn

You’ll also survive:
🔥 Gross & horrifying dating stories that actually happened
🔥 Brutal self-tests and quizzes
🔥 Red flag checklists
🔥 Savage dating rules
🔥 And validation you didn’t know you needed

This is not a self-help book.

This is a “you’re not crazy, dating is insane” book.

If you’ve ever:

• Texted your friends “YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS”

• Stayed longer than you should’ve

• Ignored your gut

• Or considered deleting the apps and joining a convent

Congratulations.
This book was written for you.

Warning:
You will laugh.
You will gasp.
You may recognize someone you dated.
You might finally raise your standards.