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An Inanimate Object Shifter Romance
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Unfortunate Reads
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Richard Pendragon
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Thea Masen
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If I were to be specific with you about what this story is about, I’d probably get in trouble with the higher ups. So, please allow me to be vague…
Felicity Stiff was not expecting her agent to send her a salacious gift as inspiration for her research project. What she gets is something much more than the stimulating package that comes in the mail.
When she unwittingly releases a 14th century player named Lord Richard, she must learn to let down her walls and receive, while he must prove he knows how to give.
The curse might be broken, but can he prove himself to be Richard and not Dick.
This short 20k word inanimate object shifter romance is packed with funny historical facts, ridiculous euphemisms, and feminist rage. It’s perfect for listeners who loved Unhinged by Vera Valentine and Stuffed by Sylvia Morrow.
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So fun!
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Great spicy story
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Funny and Spicy
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Both narrators did a great job and three contrast in styles made it clear and easy to tell the characters.
Everyone loves a good rake.
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Great narrators and funny facts
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This book is great. It’s well written, the characters each have their growth arcs, and it is so funny. I would have loved it in text as well, but i absolutely loved the audiobook. The narrators are *chef’s kiss* so great together. This is probably my favorite sentient object book so far. Thea Masen has made it to my must read list, and I will happily listen to almost anything narrated by Richard Pendragon or Unfortunate Reads.
Ridonculous
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Was I expecting a really sweet love story also… no no I wasn’t.
This book was as ridiculous and entertaining as I was hoping it would be and then some!
The FMC is as sweet and as timid as I think most people would be in her situation and her internal monos so entertaining!
The MMC is of course every bit of a “Richard” you would expect him to be… but theres also so much more to him than that.
Despite all the spice there is a really sweet love story that unfolds.
AND the SPICE… this is definitely a one handed read for sure!
These narrators did a phenomenal job giving these characters their voices! I cannot imagine anyone else fitting this story better!
A very entertaining and oh so spicy listen!
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This audiobook was so delightful. It’s funny, very spicy, fast paced story. The narration was fabulous and I had a great time listening to this!
So much fun
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Spicy Toy Novella
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I’m impressed that the voice actors could read it out loud without dying laughing. This novella was narrated by two individuals who always voiced their characters dialogue regardless of whose POV was being narrated. I’ve not encountered this type of duel narration often outside of graphic audios, so it took me a second to get used to it, but I enjoyed it!
I’m flabbergasted and cackling
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TOUCH YOURSELF - Batman
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