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"Brontez is a raw tongue of flame blazing through all the blatant fakery and insincere bullshit of today’s gay/music/human scene. This audacious non-memoir burnt the hair off the back of my neck and had me rolling with glee.” (S.F. Bay Guardian)
A dirty cult-classic put out in a small batch by an underground publisher (Rudos and Rubes) in 2015, Johnny Would You Love Me If My Dick Were Bigger recounts the life of an artist and “old school homosexual” who bears a big resemblance to author Brontez Purnell. Our hero doesn’t trust the new breed of fags taking over San Francisco, though. They wear bicycle helmets, seat belts, and condoms. Meanwhile, he sabotages his relationships, hallucinating affection while cruising in late night parks, bath houses, and other nooks and crannies of a newly conservative, ruined city.
Furiously original, vital, and messy, this funny “non-memoir” uncovers a revelatory truth for the age: There are things far scarier than HIV.
©2017 Brontez Purnell; First printed 2015 by Rudos and Rubes Publishing (P)2021 Audible, Inc.Los oyentes también disfrutaron...
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- Michael Lamontagne
- 06-26-23
Fantastic
I’m rarely moved to leave reviews on here, but this book is quite wonderfully written and read. I will be reading all Brontez’s work ASAP based on how much I enjoyed this
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- 01-07-23
lifechanging and laugh out loud funny
This guy is so inspiring. It is laugh a minute funny and infinitely quotable. I've listened to it 3 times now hes my new favorite writer and such an inspiration!!!
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